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jmgent05
  • Town/Country : Louisville, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 July 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 385
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jmgent05 : I like long walks on the beach with my toes in the sand... Haha

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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77162) - you deserved it (9993)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37905) - you deserved it (1749)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by Johnny on the Spot (man) - United States (Missouri)



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