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jmgent05

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 July 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 535
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jmgent05 : I like long walks on the beach with my toes in the sand... Haha

jmgent05's page activity

Visits<b>pannap</b> - the 04/01/2009 at 2:22am

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

jmgent05's favorite FMLs

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

by Johnny on the Spot / 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation