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jmeg
  • Town/Country : denver
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 19937
  • Number of comments : 357
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jmeg : I like long walks on the beach and FML.

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Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with her sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she says, "Ha! Sucker!" She didn't look so cute anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (5307)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31204) - you deserved it (100892)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (470954) - you deserved it (584806)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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