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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20754
  • Number of comments : 357
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jmeg : I like long walks on the beach and FML.

jmeg's page activity

Visits<b>Chilupa</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 2:18pm<b>GeorgeThatDude</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:20am<b>Addiepop</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:06pm<b>panromantic</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:43pm<b>KK3137</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 7:21am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 6:57pm<b>DaRito</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 1:27pm<b>Sacreblue</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 5:15pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 10:53am<b>SarahSehhati</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 11:59am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 4:23pm<b>gerardtheneko</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 3:50am<b>stargazer091</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 3:51pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 4:56pm<b>gamergirl8525</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 1:03am<b>Laconic01</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 6:22am<b>JulianaBlackburn</b> - the 12/27/2013 at 4:18am<b>hatebreeder666</b> - the 11/12/2013 at 8:36am

Fucked!<b>Chilupa</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 7:19pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:53pm<b>SarahSehhati</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:59pm<b>gerardtheneko</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 9:50am

jmeg's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

jmeg's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with her sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she says, "Ha! Sucker!" She didn't look so cute anymore. FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2009 at 12:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

by tool / 04/09/2009 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy