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  • Town/Country : Iowa, U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 October 1991 (22 years)
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Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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