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Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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On 10/08/2012 at 5:12am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

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