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jlynn97
  • Town/Country : Vernon, Texas, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 April 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 402
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About jlynn97 : Hi my names Joanna. I am an fun person to be with and I\\\'m very funny.

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Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26788) - you deserved it (2842)

On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19975) - you deserved it (9583)

On 11/01/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19707) - you deserved it (7179)

On 10/28/2010 at 10:19am - work - by kaz89 (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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