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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1986 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1075
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About jlemaire : I love the funny stories, I hate the fact that they oftentimes seem made-up. Sick of online toughguys; also guys who comment in intimate section and tell us how big their junk is= totally weak=actually have a small dick. If you didn't have a small one you would find no reason to state the fact you are supposedly "huge".

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