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jlb003
  • Town/Country : Fayetteville, Arkansas, United States of America
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  • Birth Date : Monday 23 September 1991 (21 years)
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Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48165) - you deserved it (11048)

On 03/11/2009 at 1:33am - misc - by EFFED4LIFE (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (471149) - you deserved it (585034)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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