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by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
by lovingpsychosis / 05/26/2011 at 3:53am / United Kingdom (Aberdeen City) / Love
by nrelavender / 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by Ally / 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
by levi69 / 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 11:09am / Guatemala (Guatemala) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 9:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by khaelian / 11/11/2010 at 11:53am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 2:36am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…