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by ohmygosh / 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by _TaToRtOt_ / 07/18/2011 at 9:08am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by alek / 07/14/2011 at 10:17am / United States / Work
Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
by wittlegirl / 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by sm702 / 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by gabxoxo03 / 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
by AndieApocalypse / 06/03/2011 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/01/2011 at 8:35am / Canada / Work
by valerie / 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…