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jjmiller1001

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1007
  • Number of comments : 316
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jjmiller1001 : Randall Stevens is the guilty one. I will now take questions. groverP

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jjmiller1001's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend and I were walking home when we saw a patch of wet cement. Taking a page out of every single Disney movie ever made, we wrote our names in it. What Disney movies don't show is when the neighbors tattle on you and you have to pay $500 to get the cement redone. FML

#20132044
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I agree, your life sucks (8414) - you deserved it (28789)

On 10/24/2012 at 10:36pm - money - by onlyme (woman) - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37929) - you deserved it (3365)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States



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