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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34673) - you deserved it (3376)

On 10/12/2011 at 2:11am - love - by anonymous - Canada

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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On 04/29/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Jaggu (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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