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jishmalish
  • Town/Country : Woodstock,GA, Usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 34
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Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (107575) - you deserved it (6416)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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