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Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

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353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52742) - you deserved it (21313)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML

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On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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On 03/21/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by retard99 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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