About jim_311 : I train monkeys, I skydive with bison and swim with kangaroos.
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- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you…