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Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
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On 05/28/2009 at 3:51pm - love - by loserface23 (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
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On 05/28/2009 at 3:51pm - love - by loserface23 (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
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On 05/28/2009 at 12:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was in my back yard and I saw my neighbours daughter choking on something. I ran over and gave her the heimlich maneuver. It turns out her friend was recording her while she was doing her drama project for school. I broke two of her ribs. FML
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On 05/27/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by Bob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her for me while he was in Shanghai. FML
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On 05/27/2009 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
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On 05/27/2009 at 6:15am - money - by abc (woman) - Pakistan (Sindh)
Today, my most difficult task at work was three hole punching a 500 page document so somebody could put it in a binder on their shelf and not read it. I have a $150,000 education. FML
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On 05/26/2009 at 10:19pm - work - by bagpipesrkmywrld (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
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On 05/26/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother". FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver decided to spit into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by hahahah111 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my mother came up to me a swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was watching tv on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because "the dog can't see the TV." FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 2:05pm - animals - by holly (woman) - United States (New York)
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