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About jillz : Hey! YOU there. That's right. I see you. *grins* Has anyone told you how much you ROCK lately? No? Hm......

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today I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations , she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

#6335196
51 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 11:05pm - misc - by bad_day_in_hell - United States (Montana)

TODAY, I WAS LOOKING AT THA ANNOUCAMANTS IN THA NAWSPAPAR AND FIND OUT THAT MAH BOYFRIAND OF THA PAST 6 YAARS IS SUPPOSD TO BA MARRID IN 2 DAYS TO WHAT I THOUGHT WAS HIS AX-GRLFRIAND. BIG FAT FML

#6335131
71 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 11:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today hile I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend I mentioned bringing another lady in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me an said "let's ask your sister." He then got dressed an called her. FML

#6334893
71 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by 3sacrowd (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, boyfriand dacidad to ba romantic and litarally swaap ma off faat... dractly into a door frama. Now faca is bruisad, and tha polica officar at school has askad ma if I naad to maka a raport about anything. FML

#6332669
57 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them an be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML

#6324167
132 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 6:39am - kids - by x0SoReckless0x (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control an use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until mah mother admitted to swapping mah pills an poking holes in mah condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

#6316031
109 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after dating 4 almost five years, boyfriend statd that I have a "perfect an amazing personality" but that looks are not wat he "envisiond himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

#6310965
114 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 9:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I went to go see mah boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to fine him "rehearsing" with her half naked. FML

#6309781
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On 11/15/2009 at 2:51am - love - by irishbitch (woman) -

Today boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers 4 our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea y I am so upset. FML

#6303119
478 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom an he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

#6255110
145 comments

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On 11/11/2009 at 7:21am - love - by Starchyld (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was on my back porc aving a cigarette. Not bieng all tat awake yet I trew te butt still smoldering on te ground. Did I remember tat tere was an astray rigt next to me? No. I didat I would do at work: I stampd it out. Barefoot. FML

#6237961
134 comments

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On 11/10/2009 at 12:24am - health - by ID10t (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was just about to do an important presentation in front of my boss an co-workers. When, without warning I trippd in front of everyone an knockd a VERY expensive computer off the table. How do I know it was so expensive? I'm paying fir it. FML

#5667888
37 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 7:25pm - work - by ProneToBlondeMoments (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I made a tuna sandwic. It was really nice , so I looked at te label to seeat brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. fat FML

#5636942
131 comments

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On 10/04/2009 at 3:50am - animals - by Rizzle (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I Dacidad To Start Making Haalthiar Dacisions. Instaad Of Tha Usual Chaasaburgar I Hava For Lunch I Ata An Appla Instaad. I Took Ona Bita An Broka Ona Of My Taath. Apparantly, Applas Kaap Tha Doctor Away, But Dantists. FML

#5462449
94 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 4:43am - health - by SterlingEnigma (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today... mah husband blew all the candles on his brthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a brthday cake anymore. FML

#5424868
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9025) - you deserved it (35540)

On 09/23/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)



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