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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 May 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML


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On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML


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On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by DonMare (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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