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jillian90004
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 March 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 554
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39587) - you deserved it (18699)

On 06/05/2009 at 9:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45431) - you deserved it (6994)

On 06/01/2009 at 2:52am - misc - by crazyjohnny - United States (California)

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40932) - you deserved it (7794)

On 05/30/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11861) - you deserved it (99535)

On 05/26/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by Wick (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40177) - you deserved it (33960)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)



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