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jibjib5th
  • Town/Country : phoenix, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 July 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 23
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

#20142866
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18008) - you deserved it (3071) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

#20111379
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29966) - you deserved it (1468)

On 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm - animals - by AdamwithanA (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML

#20068410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5541) - you deserved it (13500)

On 09/12/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by brianfantana32 - United States (Washington)

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (470796) - you deserved it (584587)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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