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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1983 (30 years)
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)



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