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About jezane : Seriously... Does anyone actually read these?..
Anyway, I'm true blue Aussie and get bored easily... Very easily.
I don't care for people complaining about a pathetic excuses of an issue, especially punctuation and religious beliefs. So long as the text is legible it should not be abused and people's beliefs are their own, not an opinion readily open for alterations.
If ya bored then send us a message, I'm usually on my iPhone and probably won't respond to fast but I'm always up for a random chat or cheap laugh.
Now get back to fml-ing and have a few laughs
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Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
Friday 29 August 2014