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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1022
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jewwybeanzzz : Hi there! i'm really not that interesting of a person. I love Seattle. Since i'm from Seattle, obviously I love coffee. Like duh ;) i only ever use the app (I honestly didn't know there was a website until a few days ago...) and since there was an update, feel free to message me!

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Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44484) - you deserved it (24338)

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