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Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17812) - you deserved it (2484)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)



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