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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 March 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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