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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 2:48am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States
Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML
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On 07/12/2009 at 12:35am - animals - by tryscal - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
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On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by creeped_out_ - United States (Kansas)
Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML
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On 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
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