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jewelia13

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jewelia13

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 December 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jewelia13 : Not very interesting, I'm afraid - just made this to comment on FMLs.

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jewelia13's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

#20183636
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24691) - you deserved it (1424)

On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

#20171802
166 comments

Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML

#20099840
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14647) - you deserved it (15838)

On 10/03/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by Jlhfan90 - United States

Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML

#15739723
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34676) - you deserved it (8784)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm - kids - by ac32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML

#14954069
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23523) - you deserved it (7633)

On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9390) - you deserved it (51264)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22570) - you deserved it (15998)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16825) - you deserved it (23381)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got an email from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

#14924630
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25427) - you deserved it (2472)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:48pm - misc - by JaneVI (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122422) - you deserved it (5361)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I reported in for my first day at work. When I walked in they asked "Who are you?" I answered "Cassie, it's my first day today" with a huge smile. They'd meant to call and offer the job to the other Cassie they interviewed. FML

#14920871
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30919) - you deserved it (2205)

On 02/10/2011 at 9:55am - work - by theothercassie -

Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML

#14917396
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40283) - you deserved it (3710)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:16am - love - by effyou (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29787) - you deserved it (7005)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45629) - you deserved it (5818)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML

#14873123
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34974) - you deserved it (3109)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)



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