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About jewebb92 : 310. Sarcasm 99% of the time

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Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28220) - you deserved it (4585)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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On 11/07/2010 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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