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jewebb92
  • Town/Country : Compton, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 195
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jewebb92 : 310. Sarcasm 99% of the time

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Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22830) - you deserved it (3548)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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On 11/07/2010 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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