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About jewban : Hello everybody!!
Just FYI my user name means that Im a Jewish Cuban. Thats right mother fucker. JEWBAN FOO LIFE shalom

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jewban's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

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