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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 179
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jesustheskater : My name is Jesus and I like to skateboard, play guitar, and shoot airsoft guns. I'm Mexican. I speak English, Spanish, and a little bit of Russian.

Mí nombre es Jesús y yo me gusta patinar, tocar mi guitarra, y tirando balasos con mis pistolas de aigre. Jaja. Soy Mexicano. Yo hablo Inglés Español, Y un poco de Ruso

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