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jessxoxo28
  • Town/Country : NY, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 April 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 1162
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (461796) - you deserved it (573672)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55315) - you deserved it (215817)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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