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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 April 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I rushed dog to the vet cuz he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29341) - you deserved it (5779)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster... right before a huge drop. He bit through lip. FML

#12245991
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42125) - you deserved it (5293)

On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (9890)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

TODAY I WAS AWAKENED, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, BY THE SOUND OF CRYING COMING FROM OUTSIDE. THERE'S A MILE IN BETWEEN HOUSES WHERE I LIVE. FML

#8546580
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28507) - you deserved it (2203)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12026) - you deserved it (23868)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

I was aving a very realistic dream about a ot guy. Just as e was leaning in to ravis me I was rudely awakened by te sound of ma usband farting an snorting at te same time. FML

#8005552
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28066) - you deserved it (11100)

On 02/08/2010 at 6:24am - love - by dreamteam (woman) - United States

I was aving a very realistic dream about a ot guy. Just as e was leaning in to ravis me I was rudely awakened by te sound of ma usband farting an snorting at te same time. FML

#8005552
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28066) - you deserved it (11100)

On 02/08/2010 at 6:24am - love - by dreamteam (woman) - United States

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, mah six year old neighbor poppd out and literally scard the shit out of me. FML

#7842488
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28150) - you deserved it (3389)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version

Today, my taachar compard tha famala raproductiva systam to Shrak's haad. Navar again will I ba abla to watch tha movias. FML

#7340967
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23142) - you deserved it (3351)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was fined because my son pushed the alarm button in the elevator . Why? There was a spider in there . FML

#7113361
85 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 10:22pm - kids - by arachnidphobia (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, u have big booger." FML

#7044957
75 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift mah dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. mega FML

#6960254
166 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by thatguy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto mah desk. My phone rang so I answered mah coffee, spilling it all over mah face an body. FML

#6902851
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10989) - you deserved it (24394)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML

#6809461
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21463) - you deserved it (4212)

On 12/18/2009 at 11:19am - work - by B (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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