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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 October 1993 (20 years)
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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42649) - you deserved it (7874)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35775) - you deserved it (4313)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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