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About jessimica642 : I LOVE Dill Pickle Chips... And Orange Juice.... Together.

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Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

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186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24557) - you deserved it (3211)

On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

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On 06/15/2012 at 8:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML

#19748828
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On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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244 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML

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On 01/01/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by FavreFan99 (man) - United States (Ohio)



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