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jessimalone225
  • Town/Country : stanford, California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 December 1995 (18 years)
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About jessimalone225 : Y'all can kik me at jessm225 and message me on here :3
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Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

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