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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jessiiy : I'm 17. I don't really know what to say on here >,< every person bio i read has so much stuff, so i guess i'll write anything. Lets see... Not really a grammar nazi, but I don't like illiterate people. I'm really shy c: and I don't really talk munch, unless u talk to me. Umm... I listen to indie rock, rock, county and classical piano. So I guess talk to me if u want ?

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Today, my husband and I found the perfect house, in our price range and everything we wanted in a house. However, the street it's on is called "Arbour Butte Road". My husband refuses to buy it because he doesn't want it to sound like he lives "in a tree's ass." I'm married to an idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29356) - you deserved it (5711)

On 01/10/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by it's just a name (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51264) - you deserved it (3861)

On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59418) - you deserved it (3052)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44554) - you deserved it (3887)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29114) - you deserved it (1995)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)



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