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  • Town/Country : winnipeg, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 August 1997 (16 years)
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML

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