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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25586) - you deserved it (60371)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (152827) - you deserved it (15829)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)



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