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Today, I Met A Guy Tat I Liked. We Really It It Off, Tat Is Until Is Parent Walked By An E Started Begging Tem, Down On Is Ands An Knees, To Buy Im A New Video Game. FML

#13454084
103 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 12:18am - love - by lilshoobydoo14 - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year old woman. fat FML

#13141247
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23366) - you deserved it (13375)

On 09/21/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today 4 the frst time I decided to just be myself at work . My boss thought I was drunk . FML

#13038622
69 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by Drunk - United States (Alabama)

Today , I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist puttd way too much of the plaster stuff on the press. She puttd it in my mouth and askd if I was okay , I shook my head no and promptly vomitd. It sat at the back of my throat and I could not spit it out until the plaster hardend. mega FML

#10705842
117 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 2:08am - health - by gpistas - United States

TODAY, I WENT BACK TO SCHOOL AFTER MISSING THE FRST 2 WEEKS OF THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR. I GOT GRILLED IN MY FRST LESSON BY MY TEACHER FIR "GALLIVANTING AROUND ON HOLIDAY IN SOME SUNNY PLACE" WHEN I SHOULD'VE BEEN AT SCHOOL LERENING. MY DAD HAD DIED FROM LIVER CANCER. FML

#7470356
255 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 6:41am - health - by Dude (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

TODAY, I GOT ON A TREADMILL 4 THE FIRST TIME!! I WAS RUNNING AT A VERY HIGH SPEED!! I NEEDED A BREAK BUT DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET OFF!! I DECIDED TO JUST LET THE MACHINE TAKE ME TO THE EDGE SO I COULD GET OFF!! I WAS THROWN OFF THE TREADMILL AND LANDED WITH MAH HAPPY SACKS CRASHING INTO A DUMBBELL!! FML

#7231973
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On 01/09/2010 at 5:17am - health - by King7 (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

yesterday I went to the DMV to renew mah license . When I gave the woman behind the desk mah name an social security number she looked confused . She then called over her manager who did the same thing . Getting nervous I asked what was wrong . Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead . big fat FML

#7179468
135 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I stood in lina 4 ona hour to gat a naw phona. It than took ma 2 minutas to drop it and shattar tha scraan... and 2 saconds 4 tha amployaa to look at... laugh... and tall ma... "That Sucks." raal FML

#6322699
66 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by bananaface (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre an he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi an coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me fir them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands an left. FML

#4603530
129 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 3:49pm - love - by ditched (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found what I assumd was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opend it, I was greetd by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. mega FML

#4332975
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On 08/06/2009 at 11:40am - misc - by daddysboy123 (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML

#4331370
818 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I borrowd my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticd some curious looking files an I opend them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applid to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay fir my tuition bills. FML

#4317825
154 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with mouth!! Instead, I inhaled it and boyfriend broke three of ribs giving me the Hiemlich maneuver!! FML

#4155124
87 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to askhere I should sign in. Before I even opened mah mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 an to come back then fir mah meal. FML

#3911129
48 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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