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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 February 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 17390
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jesseheath : I ride bikes. I enjoy life.

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Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365921) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365921) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365921) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY I WAS RIDING MY BIKE AN STOPPED AT A STREET LIGHT. A LITTLE GRL LOOKED AT ME, THEN ASKED HER MOTHER, "MOMMY, WHY DOES THAT GRL HAVE A RING THROUGH HER NOSE?" HER MOTHER THEN REPLIED, "BECAUSE HER PARENT DON'T LOVE HER." FML

#818828
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66391) - you deserved it (18229)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I was talking to boyfriend and he brushed hair out of eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." real FML

#780789
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56199) - you deserved it (5336)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202497) - you deserved it (31674)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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