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Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

#20091945
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I agree, your life sucks (25674) - you deserved it (1860)

On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55822) - you deserved it (7359)

On 05/05/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by penisface69 (man) - United States (California)

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (471373) - you deserved it (585285)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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