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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 640
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jesse480 : I don't know what to put here besides i like to have fun and chat. I am big into lifting and playing football 5 foot 10.msg me we can talk and get to know eachother loll but I'm not about crazy Shit just like laying back and laughing and having a good time kik me at jesserelax...go ahead msg me we can chat and whatever hmu

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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML


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Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML


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