Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

jesse480

Offline (12 hours ago) | Search for a member

jesse480

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 409
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jesse480 : I don't know what to put here besides i like to have fun and chat. I am big into lifting and playing football 5 foot 10.msg me we can talk and get to know eachother loll but I'm not about crazy Shit just like laying back and laughing and having a good time kik me at jesserelax...go ahead msg me we can chat and whatever hmu

jesse480's page activity

Visits<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 12:13pm<b>zBerryz</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 5:21pm<b>euphoricness</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 6:36pm<b>sage_marie123</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 12:55pm<b>CammyGal</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 1:49am<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 4:44pm<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 2:53am<b>watermelon1</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm<b>AABabe</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 1:00am<b>kumarina</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 12:14am<b>Jellybellybeanz</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 5:05pm<b>antonia789</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 5:51pm<b>gis0392</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 7:21pm<b>countryb_cth</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 4:59pm<b>Larissa24</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 11:53pm<b>vballgirly28</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 9:11pm<b>incognitogirl</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 6:40am<b>RicanDucky</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 11:58am

jesse480's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of jesse480's badges

jesse480's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

#20734991
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55793) - you deserved it (4115)

On 06/19/2013 at 10:39am - misc - by Overprotected (woman) - United States



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: