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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About jess1987 : I'm Jessica, but go by Jess. I am married to an amazing man that lets me stay home with our adorable son. I LOVE Oklahoma!!!

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