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jerzjay

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1247
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About jerzjay : 22 fresh out of college and I love being outside playing sports. Very approachable, friendly guy, maybe even a bit flirtatious. Let's talk!

Oh and is it just me or is it hilarious how many people have the fml app on their phones with selfie profile pics, but mysteriously snapchat isn't compatible with the same phone......sketchyyy

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60330) - you deserved it (19082)

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