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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 806
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jerzjay : I'm a friendly (borderline flirtatious), and versatile guy! You want to know more, don't be shy and ask.
Oh and I just tried creating a kik JerzJayy, so feel free!

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Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57538) - you deserved it (18272)

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