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About jerzjay : I'm a friendly (borderline flirtatious), and versatile guy! You want to know more, don't be shy and ask.
Oh and I just tried creating a kik JerzJayy, so feel free!

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Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML


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