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Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36797) - you deserved it (3464)

On 11/26/2012 at 12:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29881) - you deserved it (4590)

On 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13769) - you deserved it (47997)

On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

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