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jep1023
  • Town/Country : North Carolina , United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jep1023 : Just a guy who likes to have fun and meet new people. Completely open to anything and everything except hate. Love to get messages so I can meet new people, so hit me up. Kik: jep1023

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Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56200) - you deserved it (6634)

On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92443) - you deserved it (10330)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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