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by kyle / 06/05/2011 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
by Fatty1970 / 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
by Derek Lee / 05/22/2011 at 9:53am / United States (California) / Money
by quickfingers100 / 05/22/2011 at 5:31am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
by aridaley / 05/21/2011 at 7:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by uetlqdja / 05/21/2011 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Love
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…