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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 September 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1714
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31399) - you deserved it (5347)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

#16976984
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39904) - you deserved it (3124)

On 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm - kids - by K3you - United States (Florida)

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

#16969681
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34045) - you deserved it (9361)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40836) - you deserved it (2596)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

#16963316
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (7890)

On 07/03/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by siannacasey - United States (Oregon)

Today, I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to my two year old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

#16956898
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28835) - you deserved it (5785)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

#16956758
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (3610)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

#16956212
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25599) - you deserved it (2942)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

#16951432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33019) - you deserved it (4141)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30869) - you deserved it (2362)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML

#16944330
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28304) - you deserved it (4827)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by annoyedwithkids - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

#16944074
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37848) - you deserved it (4165)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32210) - you deserved it (3123)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

#16938704
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24420) - you deserved it (11348)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47239) - you deserved it (3972)

On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)



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