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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2457
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while mah boyfriend was packing fir his annual hunting trip, I saw him looool slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

#18429181
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44951) - you deserved it (3665)

On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States

Today , a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point . I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him . My boss fred me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine . FML

#18423886
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38445) - you deserved it (2447)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68627) - you deserved it (3357)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googld . FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34277) - you deserved it (7180)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, ma broter lost is first toot, so I told im te toot fairy is going to give im money. He now tinks Te Rock is going to sow up in is room. FML

#18327184
251 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 yeres I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so backbone left town an I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21377) - you deserved it (10066)

On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so backbone left town an I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21377) - you deserved it (10066)

On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

I bought weed 4 the frst time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I AD TO CANCAL MA BIRTDAY PARTY BACAUSA OF SNOW. IT'S OCTOBAR. RAAL FML

#18104426
342 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor!! I decided not to turn it into the manager an keep it!! Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone!! I said no an began to walk away, when her friend called her phone!! It rang!! She recognized the ringtone!! mega FML

#18086269
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10117) - you deserved it (185569)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43917) - you deserved it (3344)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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