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About jennjennsofly : I tend to go on fml a lot, but mainly on my iPod
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TODAY, I SAW A FIREWORK SHOW. IN MAH KITCHEN. WHEN MAH STOVE BLEW UP. FML

#16364956
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30876) - you deserved it (3965)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today..!! mah Dad marrid his fiancée...ho insists I call her "mom"!! I'm three years older than her..!! and went to the same high school!! She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice"!! FML

#16293589
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73992) - you deserved it (3828)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, Wile Buying Groceries, I Noticed Tat Te Lady In Front Of Me Ad Left A Box Beind. I Grabbed Te Box An Ran Out Te Door After Er. After Turning Around To Find Tree Employees Casing Me, I Noticed I Ad Just Stolen Te Donation Box.

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29571) - you deserved it (15475)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Wile Buying Groceries, I Noticed Tat Te Lady In Front Of Me Ad Left A Box Beind. I Grabbed Te Box An Ran Out Te Door After Er. After Turning Around To Find Tree Employees Casing Me, I Noticed I Ad Just Stolen Te Donation Box.

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29571) - you deserved it (15475)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I watched mah dog chase his tail fir ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching mah dog chase his tail fir 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17769) - you deserved it (36624)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar . During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed mah makeup, and carefully penciling mah looool sparse eyebrows . After an evening of meeting new people, I went home . In mah well-lighted restroom, I discovered that mah eyebrow pencil was actually mah bright red lip liner . FML

#15705121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17967) - you deserved it (30373)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom !! I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding mehile the pianist was still playing !! FML

#15661071
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9621) - you deserved it (32908)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:19am - misc - by American idol -

At Work, A Coworker Startd To Tell Me About His Weekend, Without Me Even Asking. Halfway Through His Story, I Startd To Daydream And Lost Track Of Time. Bord, I Told Him, "Hey Man, I'll Call U Back, I've Got To Get Back To Work." Then I Rememberd I Wasn't On The Phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11514) - you deserved it (42517)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK . NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS . I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING . FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under skrt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entre class, hand over crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

#15366725
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7101) - you deserved it (64728)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

my roommate cummed home an instantly began raging... cursing... an threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in mah bedroom... the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. mega FML

#15174251
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32114) - you deserved it (5729)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

my roommate cummed home an instantly began raging... cursing... an threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in mah bedroom... the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. mega FML

#15174251
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32114) - you deserved it (5729)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I went to get a facial. I forgot mah contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else , an threw mah only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. mega FML

#14934603
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14184) - you deserved it (23940)

On 02/11/2011 at 11:14am - misc - by blinded (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write 4 mah English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30254) - you deserved it (7078)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that myhole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blindhile bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML

#14905447
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22525) - you deserved it (6902)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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