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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 609
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About jenmj : I like art my faveret tv show is one tree hill

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Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said "I love you." I flipped out saying "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you, too!" He responded with "what?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62331) - you deserved it (15794)

On 06/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41141) - you deserved it (18851)

On 05/30/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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