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jengers115
  • Town/Country : Baltimore, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)



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